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animmalcrossing:

SO I BOUGHT A KINDER EGG TODAY,

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NATURALLY I GOT STRAIGHT DOWN TO OPENING UP THE TOY AND FOUND THIS WEIRD HORSE HEAD

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AND I WAS THINKING, ‘IS THIS IT?’ BUT THEN I TURNED IT UPSIDE DOWN AND SUDDENLY SQUIRREL

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I CAN’T BELIEVE THIS IS ILLEGAL. THIS IS WHAT AMERICANS ARE BEING DENIED. SHAPE SHIFTING ANIMALS.

But i live in the U.S. and a store near me sells them… is there a kinder egg black market???

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benvsa:
“ miqhael:
“ feaqu:
“ apprehensive shark would like 2 remind u of a thing
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no one should have to prove their dedication to anything, especially real life events. ”
THIS
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benvsa:

miqhael:

feaqu:

apprehensive shark would like 2 remind u of a thing

no one should have to
prove their dedication to anything, especially real life events.

THIS

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5-Year-Old With Autism Paints Stunning Masterpieces 

Autism is a poorly-understood neurological disorder that can impair an individual’s ability to engage in various social interactions. But little 5-year-old Iris Grace in the UK is an excellent example of the unexpected gifts that autism can also grant – her exceptional focus and attention to detail have helped her create incredibly beautiful paintings that many of her fans (and buyers) have likened to Monet’s works.

Little Iris is slowly learning to speak, whereas most children have already begun to speak at least a few words by age 2. Along with speech therapy, her parents gradually introduced her to painting, which is when they discovered her amazing talent.

“We have been encouraging Iris to paint to help with speech therapy, joint attention and turn taking,” her mother, Arabella Carter-Johnson, explains on her website. “Then we realised that she is actually really talented and has an incredible concentration span of around 2 hours each time she paints. Her autism has created a style of painting which I have never seen in a child of her age, she has an understanding of colours and how they interact with each other.”

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geothebio:

birthdays are so weird

you get presents for slowly dying

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superstreetfighter2turbohdremix:

i am 0% the person i was three years ago and i would probably get in a fight with 2011 me

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settledheart:

it’s a metaphor, you see; you put the textbook in front of you, but you don’t give it the power to actually teach you anything

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nickyrads:
“ leander-ligo:
“ lordthundercox:
“ Yes, it does.
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Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My...

nickyrads:

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

I’m dying

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is-getting-old:

eva-420:

i feel bad for teachers because i distinctly remember my mom bursting into tears once when she was grading papers and she was just mumbling “theyre so goddamn stupid” over and over

every time i read this i laugh a little harder

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